I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you. Unknown (via notquitepocahontas)

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every time you hurt me I apologized because I felt guilty for making you feel bad

late night feelings  (via withoutexistance)

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You deserve the fucking world. You deserve all the happiness and love that you can get. You deserve better than the rest. You deserve a lifetime of happiness… Im constantly hoping I can give you that. (via iov3)

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the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago


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The cutest Hobbit in the Shire









When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

my moms daily joke is: “no boys over….. oh wait, I don’t have to worry about boys” :-)
Boys cry
Cigarettes do kill,
parents lie,
boats sink,
flowers die,
Life goes on,
with or without you. sad facts that come along with existing (via halluzinogen)

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i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

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This Is Just Perfect (: I Would Most Definitely Get This!


Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.
Be gentle with my heart, and rough with my body

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Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice. (via blu3rthanvelvet)

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