unlesstheylistentonickelback:

ahahAHAHAHAHA I hate myself

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aquify:

i’ll take college kids for $1000
cute-overload:

My 13 lb cat thinks he’s still small enough to perch on my shoulder.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

(via ladyofthedoor)

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

(via bundysocks)

neednt:

viderudeath:

kaworushin:

i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy

(Source: darmani-remade, via blisslovehappiness)

I only write when I’m
Falling
Falling asleep
Falling in love
Falling apart.
One day I’ll hit the ground.

-JP- itrhymeswithperry

Six line poem day #6

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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