edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

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evhlve:

If only I could generate a decent income out of laying in bed

(via fostermonster)

lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

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jennifeerle:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

LOL

(via justsay-youlove-me)

teatattoo:

what’s up with those mid-sized towels? they’re too big to be hand towels and too small to be bath towels but we still have like 50 of them?? I do not understand.

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people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties

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tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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