celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

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totallyfuckingfetch:

Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’

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Nothing of me is original, I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever known. Chuck Palahniuk (via rasputinmaxim)

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It’s kinda sad isn’t it?
That someone could hurt you so much that you have to write about it. July 7th (via la-m0rt)

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takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

whoredinarygirl:

petition to take away Perez Hilton’s ability to communicate with the outside world

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I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah  (via lamegrownup)

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slayboybunny:

"consent" isn’t really consent if you pressure someone into giving it!!!!!!!!!

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect. foreverrwanderlust (via vodkaflavoredkiss)

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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