For all the things my hands have held,
The best by far is you Andrew McMahon, Cecilia and the Satellite (via meh-g)

(via absentions)

degradesluts:

For those passing around Ariana Grande’s leaked picture today; Stop.

She is blatantly underage in that picture and you’re just going to get yourself in some shit.  

Words cut deeper than knives. A knife can be pulled out, words are embedded into our souls. William Chapman (via remembertosmileyou)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via cynosuras)

domaindopemandotcom:

OKAY BUT NIGGAS WILL DEBATE FOR YEARS HOW A PUSSY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AND HOW IT SHOULD SMELL AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE SHAVED OR NOT

BUT WHEN YOU ASK EM WHERE THE CLIT AT THE ROOM BE SILENT

(via confining--skin)

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos

(via nicoosuxx)

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via nicoosuxx)

Help a girl help her brother and sister

siameasy:


Hey guys, I really hate doing this and asking for money but I really need a favor. After just moving back to California my brother and sister started school! By now I’m pretty sure all of you that follow me understand how much my brother and sister mean to me and how they literally saved my life on more than one occasion. But now it’s my turn to help them. My mom being a single mom does everything that she can, but with a minimum wage job, she barely makes enough to pay off bills and feed them and to live. Their dad doesn’t do shit, doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t buy them clothes or anything else like that. I’m trying to raise $500 to help my mom and grandma out so that each kid gets $250 for new clothes, supplies, backpacks, shoes and all that good stuff so they’re not reusing last years stuff. I currently have a job and would love more than anything to help them out more than I already am, but I now have rent to pay along with other bills. I just want to be able to give them all they deserve because they’re literally the best kids and they deserve the best. If you could donate I will seriously be in your debt forever and I’ll love you so much, if you help spread the word I’ll love you too. I just want my brother and sister to be happy and grow up happy and not having to worry about having the cool new things that everyone else has. Please donate/reblog to help a girl out and make 2 little munchkins the happiest ones out there.

(via siameasy)

jaclcfrost:

PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their face from something they wrote on their hand they are CUTE all those things are CUTE

(via sugeranspice)

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

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